Tuesday, October 9, 2007

A good reason to pick England

This was emailed to me by a friend, please read with all the sarcasm you can muster!!!

Actually I am picking England because:

Jonny Wilkinson is a god.

Mike Catt is one of the greatest players of all time


Brian Ashtons magnificent game plan against Australia was just pure genius – I mean who would have thought that England would play aggressive, forward driven 10 man rugby. I didn’t see it coming. Clive Woodward was knighted for his services to rugby, they will have to marry this guru to one of the Royal Family.


They beat us without the pace and grace of Andy Farrell. Really, when this amazing athlete is fit who will be able stop the English Juggernaut.


I cant stand Bernard Laporte. He looks like the evil German out of Raiders of the Lost Ark.


The English management cleverly got Steve Harmisson to give the Wallabies a speech on how to perform in pressure situations in sport.


The fact that the English front row were able to just hold their own against the murderous Australian front row. Phil Vickery must have been having nightmares all week about facing Dunning.

They showed extreme composure and excellent sportsmanship by not falling about in laughter when Stephen Moore attempted to clear the ball from off the wallabies line.

So, time to pack away the Wallabies Jersey and pull out my old white rash vest and get behind the English.

Can someone e-mail we the words to God Save the Queen?

Brent Berrick

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